Ima helper here

I know so many of you are suffering seasonal allergies.  There’s enough red noses out there to make W.C. Fields proud.

Go, go look up W.C. Fields.

I’ll wait.

*finds thread on jacket, pulls…sigh…now wonders if she can fix hole in jacket*

Welcome back.

Anyone have  a needle and white thread?

Nevermind.

As I was saying, allergies…BLECH!

But, have no fear I have a helpful solution.

Auntie Awesomesauciness’ Guide to Clearing Sinuses

Step 1: Take a large mouthful of water, tea, soda, juice, or any of your favorite beverages.

Step 2:

funky music

*hands reader a towel…and a mop*

You’re welcome.

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Posted on March 20, 2014, in Awesomesauce, Maybe I'm The Only One Who Thinks This Is Funny, Pee Yourself Laughing and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. Great, all over my keyboard. Thanks a lot!

    The white boy should have known what was coming, the way he was always playing that funky music.

  2. Carbonated drinks do the best sinus enemas… Or wait until appropriate and use liquor.

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