“Cuz, you know, ninjas.”
Look at that up there.
Isn’t it awesome?
Who cannot relate? (a show of hands will do, unless…you know, you are a ninja and then I’m not going to see you unless you take off the black hood-thingy)
And, who couldn’t use this as an excuse for….oh…EVERYTHING.
“Why were you speeding?”
“Why are you late? Again?”
“What happened to the last of the _________(fill in the blank – pie, espresso, aged brie, gin, Xanax)?”
“Why didn’t you finish____________(again, this is good for multiple uses – your homework, the yard, the laundry)?”
Yes, it’s my go-to excuse from now on.
Just don’t tell any real ninjas.
It won’t matter, I’ll never see them coming…cuz, you know….ninjas.