Not.A….Whatever

I went to the grocery store. 

Sounds boring, right?

Well, you aren’t me.

I stopped, first, in the produce section.  As I was looking over the variety of fruits and vegetables a big sign caught my eye.

“Bags of Peaches, $1.99”

The sign was affixed to a bin that held bags of….nectarines.

Not.A.Peach.

Continuing on, I see another sign.

“Mangoes, $.99 each”

It’s affixed to a box.  In the box?  Red onions.

Not.A.Mango.

Sigh…..I fear for the produce sections of the world.

Posted on July 22, 2011, in Maybe I'm The Only One Who Thinks This Is Funny, Random Crap. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. The Not.A.Peaches I could sort of understand, since nectarines look a bit like bald peaches, but onions and mangoes? Not even close.

    • I know, right? It got worse, too. I went to the Customer Service desk and hanging on the wall was one of those “attaboy” boards.

      On it: “Your the Best” “Your Amazing” and “Your Number #1” <<<< yes, not only was "your" butchered, but someone felt it important to point out that "your" was number-number 1. I suppose that could be greater than number one?

      I dunno, I had a headache by that time.

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