Daily Archives: August 19, 2011

The Oracle

Just so you know, I am the Oracle…the Keeper of Knowledge.

Apparently.

Why?  Because someone out there on the ‘Net found the answer to that eternal question which vexes all of mankind right here.

Their search – “does rhubarb lose its flavor in august?”  led them to this site and to the ultimate wisdom that is awesomesauce.

Yes, if you have a question about vegetables no human should ever have to eat, you have come to the right place for answers.

Today, rhubarb!

Tomorrow, beets!

And, as soon as I figure out how all of this works into my plan for world domination I will let you know.

Or not. 

Definitely one of those.

How can something so pretty taste so wretched?