The Oracle

Just so you know, I am the Oracle…the Keeper of Knowledge.


Why?  Because someone out there on the ‘Net found the answer to that eternal question which vexes all of mankind right here.

Their search – “does rhubarb lose its flavor in august?”  led them to this site and to the ultimate wisdom that is awesomesauce.

Yes, if you have a question about vegetables no human should ever have to eat, you have come to the right place for answers.

Today, rhubarb!

Tomorrow, beets!

And, as soon as I figure out how all of this works into my plan for world domination I will let you know.

Or not. 

Definitely one of those.

How can something so pretty taste so wretched?

Posted on August 19, 2011, in Awesomesauce, Maybe I'm The Only One Who Thinks This Is Funny, Random Crap and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.


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