Well, There Goes the Neighborhood
*adjusts tiara, tightens gloves and poises fingers over keyboard*
Well, I’ll be damned.
CNN Money has named the little town I live in as one of the “100 Best Places to Live: 2011”
There’s going to be no living with us now.
We’re going to need a whole new wardrobe, and hair and nails and you know while we are at it we will need new furniture.
And the paint…sigh…it’s totally wrong for the new furniture.
And the floors!
Definitely have to change those.
While I’m at it, our car is getting on up there in mileage, and the ashtray is full….
Sigh….the price we pay for celebrity.
But, look…isn’t it worth it?