Weekend Funnies

Well, I’m off to spend the day with the kids and grandkids at the gigantic amusement park near my home.

Here’s a laugh, or if you’re like me, here’s a laugh-till-you-cry from an e-mail I got:

For  those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health.  It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.   

  1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than  Americans.

  2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than  Americans.

  3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks  than Americans.

  4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks  than Americans… 

  5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and  suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

  CONCLUSION:   EAT AND  DRINK WHAT YOU LIKE.   SPEAKING ENGLISH IS APPARENTLY WHAT KILLS YOU.                              

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Posted on October 1, 2011, in Awesomesauce, Maybe I'm The Only One Who Thinks This Is Funny and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. Addicted Reader

    Sounds about right.

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