I’ve Been Axe-ed!
I was walking towards the door at Wally World, and I saw a young man a few feet in front of me as he crossed my path. He was wearing the *unique* clothing of his age – an Aeropostale t-shirt and some cargo shorts. Flip-flops completed the *look* and his hair was a mass of blonde waves.
The wind was blowing about 30 miles an hour – typical for Texas – and I was downwind of him.
Hmmm….I thought….I wonder if he is wearing…..
OH MY GAWD!!! I’VE BEEN AXE-ED!!! I staggered as I grabbed my forehead – a searing pain developing right between my eyes.
I didn’t have to wonder what kind of *fragrance* he was wearing anymore.
Just then, another young man came across my path and although he wasn’t wearing the typical uniform of the rich kid, I wasn’t fooled…however; I wasn’t fast enough to duck out of the way in time and…
HOLY SHIT-BIRDS! I CAN’T FEEL MY FACE AND MY EYES, MY EYES ARE BURNING!!! I had to grab onto the nearest light post for support.
Then a third young man….surely it couldn’t happen again, could it?
I’M BLIND! HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS HOLY!! I CAN’T BREATHE! I CAN’T SEE!! MY FACE IS MELTING!!
Axe – It’s Not a Scent, It’s a Chemical Weapon.
*contemplates sending a note to the Axe people giving them permission to use that as their new tag line – right after I copyright it – and working a revenue deal…this could work in my favor after all*
Posted on November 15, 2011, in Guess You Had to Be There, Maybe I'm The Only One Who Thinks This Is Funny, Posts, Random Crap and tagged ewwww, post, random, whiskey.tango.foxtrot. Bookmark the permalink. 6 Comments.