A Serious Conversation….
…between coirkers and myself discussing the cold weather.
Me: My daughter’s little dog wears a pink hoodie. And it’s like, “Pink’s” pink hoodie, you know?
Male Coirker 1: I thought all of Victoria’s Secrets were pink.
Me: No, Victoria’s Secret is that no one over thirty can wear that shit.
:pause for explosive laughter around room:
Female Coirker 2: (an older woman) Yeah, you do not want to go there, or wear that stuff. (and then she quietly adds)…it gets all up in the strangest of places…
:pause for another round of explosive laughter – this time I’m bent over double and have tears running down my face:
Female Coirker 2: (in all seriousness) …and you can’t, you know, reach around and get at it…
:end of ability to breathe, speak, or think coherently for any of us for several minutes until the laugh-attack wears off:
Male Coirker 3: (completely straight-faced) I have no comment.
:again with the laugh-attack and now I have hiccups:
I love my job.