BabyGirl: Mom, what is the difference between Christian and baptism?
Me: (utterly speechless for once) Wha–?
BabyGirl: Baptism and Christianity. What is the difference?
BabyGirl: Mom, this isn’t a hard question, is it? What is the difference?
Me: I don’t understand what you are asking.
BabyGirl: Really? I thought you knew about different religions. So, is Baptism like a form of Christianity?
Me: (stifling a giggle now) Bap-TIST…you mean “Baptist” not baptism.
BabyGirl: Right, whatever.
I haz a headache now.