I Was Not Anywhere Near Anywhere On The Night In Question

“We’re a group of volunteers and starting a new scheme in our community. Your site provided us with valuable info to paintings on. You have done a formidable activity and our entire neighborhood might be grateful to you”

Normally I click the “Delete Permanently” button on these spammers faster than a speeding bullet.

This one, though, this one was clearly different.

It was fraught with import, intrigue and other words that start with “in”…most prominently, given the information contained might be “incarceration”.

Unless I am mistaken, I’ve just been told that my entire neighborhood is about to be tagged with graffiti by these “volunteers”.

And it’s all my fault.

No, wait..it’s all my formidable fault.

I haz a formidable.


And, I seriously doubt that “grateful” will enter into the conversation if my entire neighborhood has me to *thank* for their ‘paintings on’.  

It’s like I’ve instigated a splash mob or something….without even trying.



Posted on April 12, 2012, in Random Crap, Things That Annoy, What the flippity-flop? and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. If you accept that offer, then I have something much better. I know some chicken farmers who will gladly sell their freshest fertilizer at very reduced cost. Just think how the neighbors will thank you for making their gardens look so radiant. 😀


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