Daily Archives: May 14, 2012

Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Boo!

Boo who?

Aww…don’t cry.

And the crickets chirp amidst the crowd gathered.

On the other side of the glowy box, my readers – all three of you – are wondering what the hell I’m trying to say.

This……

A text convo between me and my youngest daughter a/k/a  baby girl:

Baby:  I just got an upsexy!!

Me:  What’s that?

Baby: Blargh!! You were supposed to ask “what’s upsexy?”, to which I would reply “nothin, what’s up with you?”

Me: Yeah..that.

I’m a hep cat, I’m like totally rad, I’m like totally….lost.

*shakes cane*

You kids get off my lawn!

*walks back in house, grumbling about kids today*