And the crickets chirp amidst the crowd gathered.
On the other side of the glowy box, my readers – all three of you – are wondering what the hell I’m trying to say.
A text convo between me and my youngest daughter a/k/a baby girl:
Baby: I just got an upsexy!!
Me: What’s that?
Baby: Blargh!! You were supposed to ask “what’s upsexy?”, to which I would reply “nothin, what’s up with you?”
I’m a hep cat, I’m like totally rad, I’m like totally….lost.
You kids get off my lawn!
*walks back in house, grumbling about kids today*