Hey Rangers, Are You Paying Attention?
Not only did my beloved St. Louis Cardinals kick the ass of my adopted hometown Texas Rangers in the World Series last year, now they offer this:
For $30 you can sample a *bajillion different beers by Anheuser-Busch before the game, and then get to watch the Cards kick some Pirate ass.
Too bad I’m over 600 miles away from Busch Stadium, because I’d be all over this.
I just hope someone in the promotions department for the Rangers sees this.
It’s 350 degrees in Texas in August.
Why don’t we have a beer-sampling?
I’m betting there’s a connection between all that beer influence and the Cardinals’ success over the years.
Prove me wrong, Rangers.
*bajillion may just translate to six, but I like to think I’d be allowed some journalistic license here