Daily Archives: August 22, 2012
From my Inbox today, a solution to the debt crisis in the United States:
From: DR KEN OMA [mailto:firstname.lastname@example.org]
Sent: Monday, August 20, 2012 5:47 AM
YOUR FUNDS $2.5M USD HAVE PACKAGE IN THE BOX AND THE AGENT HAVE LEFT WITH YOUR PACKAGE SINCE THREE DAYS NOW.HE MISPLACE YOUR ADDRESS.SEND IT TO HIM NOW IN USA,YOUR NAME PHONE AND ADDRESS.DO NOT LET HIM KNOW THE PACKAGE CONTAIN FUNDS.
Contact Person :Robert Carloni
DR KEN OMA
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Note the original message was sent to ‘undisclosed-recipients’….I’m guessing millions of people in America are due $2.5M each, so carry the 2, add the .5, and yup…it’s trillions of dollars out there waiting to be claimed.
Now, if everyone would just follow my example, as evidenced in my reply……..
Yes, send money to:
The White House
Attn: President Barack Obama
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue W
Washington, DC 20500
Our country is deeply in debt, and I’d like to think my donation of $2.5M will help.
A Patriotic Citizen
UPDATE – After the above merriment, I got this reply and my reply to the reply is posted below…the..reply…
From: DIPLOMATROBERT CARLONI [mailto:email@example.com]
Sent: Monday, August 20, 2012 8:56 AM
Subject: RE: XXXX
I WANT TO INFORM YOU THAT YESTERDAY,I ARRIVE IN USA AFTER THE LAST DELIVER I HAVE IN INDIA ,SO THEY DEMAND THE US CUSTOM CERTIFICATE,BEFORE I WILL ALLOW TO PASS THE NEW YORK AIRPORT WITH YOUR PACKAGE.
I ASK THEM,THEY SAID THAT YOU HAVE TO GET THE US CUSTOM CERTIFICATE,FROM THE PACKAGE ORIGIN AS THE US LAW FOR ANY PARCEL/PACKAGE THAT IS COME IN TO USA.
I CALLED THE COMPANY DR KEN OMA AND THEY SAID THAT IT WILL COST YOU THE SUM OF $250.
SO YOU HAVE TO MAKE THE CONTACT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE TO THE COMPANY NOW AND ASK THEM HOW IT WILL BE DONE AND HOW YOU WILL SEND IT TO THEM.
CONTACT DR KEN OMA AS FELLOW:AND ASK HIM HOW TO SEND HIM THE $250 AS SOON AS POSSIBLE TO GET THE DOCUMENTS FROM THE ORIGIN
DR KEN OMA
AND ANYTHING YOU ARE DOING NOW,I WILL LIKE YOU TO DO EVERYTHING URGENT.SINCE I AM IN THE AIRPORT NOW WITH CUSTOM.
DIPLOMATIC ROBERT CARLONI
CALL ME +15163236968
Wow…stuck in the airport? That’s too bad. I hear there’s a nice Starbucks in there now, though.
I once went to an airport Starbucks, but it was so far from my gate I almost missed my plane before getting my caramel-machiatto-triple-latte. It would have made a bad day much worse.
Please make contact with the local office of the FBI (they’re in the phone book) – that stands for Federal Budget Infusion – as I have already arranged for a representative to meet with you.
I haven’t heard back from my diplomatic courier friend. I can only assume he’s lost in the airport somewhere.
Hope he was able to find the Starbucks at least.