Daily Archives: October 29, 2012

Shit’s About to Get Real…

…this may be a little late for those of you currently being blasted by the Snowacowindrainsurgeholyshitballs storm we call “Sandy”, but in the future I want to help you plan for the inevitable.

At least, in the food department.

To that end, I bring you a virtually indestructible, lasts forever, meat in a can.

It’s good to know tha you can get canned unicorn these days.  I mean as busy as we all are, who has time to grab bow and arrow and hit the ‘Shire for some authentic ‘corn?

I hear it’s good on toast, too.

You’re welcome, and those of you in Sandy’s path…DUCK!!

Hugs..be safe and warm out there, kids.