Shit’s About to Get Real…

…this may be a little late for those of you currently being blasted by the Snowacowindrainsurgeholyshitballs storm we call “Sandy”, but in the future I want to help you plan for the inevitable.

At least, in the food department.

To that end, I bring you a virtually indestructible, lasts forever, meat in a can.

It’s good to know tha you can get canned unicorn these days.  I mean as busy as we all are, who has time to grab bow and arrow and hit the ‘Shire for some authentic ‘corn?

I hear it’s good on toast, too.

You’re welcome, and those of you in Sandy’s path…DUCK!! safe and warm out there, kids.


Posted on October 29, 2012, in Awesomesauce, Random Crap and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. I like how the label states it’s an excellent source of sparkles. May come in handy when the power goes out!


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