See Now I Haz A Disappoint, It’s Like He’s Not Even Trying Anymore..

Just read this, and I’ll pass around the aspirin.

 

 

FROM OFFICE OF THE WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER.
COTONOU BENIN REPUBLIC/ADDRESS 455 AGBOKOU,ANKPA
ROAD OPPOSITE TUNDE MOTORS COTONOU.
WEB: SITE.www.westernunion.com
MOBILE PHONE: +229-98-338-347

Attention:

This is to notify all our clients about the latest development concerning all the payment that are left in our custody. Which yours are inclusive besides, your where given a bill of $285.00 in order to receive your payment of $1.2 Million which we didn’t hear from you for some time now.

Hence, Our Western Union is now offering a Special Bonus to help all our customers that are having their payment in our custody due to high price. In order words we are now requesting that those involve should pay only the sum of $69 to receive all their payment abandoned in our custody.

Besides, my dear, this is the opportunity for you and you have to comply and your funds shall be transfer to your destination address immediately without any delay.

But remember that after (one week) you did not make the payment we will divert your funds to government fund (ACCOUNT) to avoid problem or we will cancel the payment for this year until next year because this year is not last year,

Again after (one week) We will enter A new project for the year and that is the reason we decide to help all our customers before we enter the new project for the new year.

So be advise to send the $69 immediately, So that we can be able to re-new and re-confirmed your payment file here as I have told you earlier for you to start picking the fund up from any western union office near you same day $5000.00 per day.

Be advice that there is no time again for us to call you on phone unless you will call +229-93-22-6442.

NOTE; after the payment of $69 you will start receiving your money Five (5) times per week $5000.00 till the payment of $1.2Million is complete transferred to you through western union.

STOP DELAYING THIS FUND HERE.

REMEMBER THAT ONCE THIS NEEDED MONEY IS RECEIVED HERE AS I TOLD YOU, THIS FUND WILL BE RELEASED FOR YOU TO START PICKING IT UP FROM ANY WESTERN UNION OFFICE NEAR YOU SAME DAY.

Send this needed fee $69 now through Western Union Money Transfer with the information’s below:

1.RECEIVER NAME:….Peter Oforka
2. COUNTRY:….. Republic of Benin .
3. CITY :……… Cotonou.
4. TEXT QUESTION:……Honest
5.TEXT ANSWER:…..Trust….
6.AMOUNT:…….$69. 00 USD
MTCN NUMBER……
SENDER’S NAME SHOULD BE YOUR NAME.

WE ARE WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE TO ENABLE THIS OFFICE KNOW YOUR ARRANGEMENT FOR THE PAYMENT. YOU CALL US FOR MORE INFORMATION ON THIS CELL PHONE NUMBER: +229-98-338-347

NOTE; DO RE-CONFIRMED YOUR FULL CONTACT INFORMATION’S WITH YOUR DIRECT PHONE NUMBER.

BEST REGARDS,
MR.HARRY MUSA.

_____________________________________________________________________________________________

This could not go unanswered, but rather than grade it for grammar, spelling, context, or sense-making, I took advantage of  my ‘Net buddy, TacoMagic’s, advice in a previous post I had about this and made a reasonable request in my reply:

Tell you what, just deduct the $69 from my first payment and then send me the remaining $4,931.00

 

Sound like a plan there, Sparky?

 

Good.

 

Oh, and the Secret Service of the United States wants you to give them a call.  I don’t know why, it may have something to do with their $69 fee.   If you’re smart, you’ll waive it in their case. 

 

…..aaaaaaaaaaaand we wait…and while we wait, go show some love to the multi-talented new Daddy, Taco Magic.

Posted on November 2, 2012, in Fun with Scammers, What the flippity-flop? and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. 5 Comments.

  1. And I haz a jealous…I never get cool emails like this!

  2. It’s a relief to see that this year is not last year. I was starting to worry that it was all a bit samey – must just be deja vu.

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