Daily Archives: November 21, 2012
As I walked in the fast-food place, the elderly couple and their elderly lady friend were coming out.
Lady 1: I’m so ready to go home.
Lady 2: Me, too! I’m going to go home and take my shoes off and put my feet up…
Gentleman: That’s a good idea. I’m going hom-
Lady 2: (evidently the wife) No, you’re not. You are going to The Home Depot and get that light bulb.
Gentleman: No, I’m not. I’m going to The Home Depot…to The Home Depot…lightbulb..
And, he smiled brightly as he realized that he’d just been told to go to the gigantic toy store for men.
They were soooooooooooooo cute.