You know sometimes……..

Posted on December 24, 2012, in Stupid Human Tricks, Things That Annoy and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. The toast lands butter side down.
    What goes around, runs into a tree.
    You just have to sit a little longer on the potty.
    Life confuses lemons for a big steaming pile.
    It is possible to have your cake and eat it too.
    It is better to just stay in bed under the covers.
    I think that vending machines should dispense prozac and other needful pharmaceuticals.


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