Daily Archives: May 8, 2013
A conversation between me and Baby Girl (BG)
ME: So, how was your camping trip with the family?
BG: Awesome! It was SO much fun!
BG: Except for the first night, when MJ projectile vomited everything everywhere and AJ wouldn’t go to sleep and cried all night. But other than that it was great!
(MJ is 5, AJ is 1)
ME: Eww…and on a camping trip, too! So, what did you do with all the stuff she puked on?
BG: Put it in a trash bag and then in the car.
ME: Bet it smelled *great* by the time you got home.
BG: I don’t know, it went right in the trash. Do you know how disgusting vomit smells? Yeah, try that in an enclosed space like a small tent. I thought I was going to puke, too.
ME: What caused it?
BG: I dunno. Coulda been the McNuggets, or maybe the s’mores. You know how sensitive her tummy is.
ME: Yeah. So what all did you do?
BG: There were a lot of hiking trails and we found a cave. It was really beautiful.
ME: Did you get that baby backpack to use?
BG: No, it was like $200. I wish we had though, because we took the jogging stroller and the trail was full of rocks so hubby had to carry the stroller most of the way and I had to carry AJ. And she kept crying because she wanted to get down and eat the rocks, dirt, pretty much everything.
ME: And this was the first night/day?
BG: Yep. The second night we were FREEEEZING. It was like 40 degrees, but I swear it felt like 4. And AJ wouldn’t sleep, and MJ was cold and I was wearing everything I brought and I was still shivering. So, I didn’t get any sleep.
BG: But, other than that it was great and on the way home MJ said it was so much fun and we should do it again.
BG: Well, mom, it’s been three years since the last camping trip and now I remember why. I’m sure, once the trauma fades from memory, we’ll do it again.
ME: Ha! Ha!
BG: Oh, and did you see the picture I posted on Facebook of the GIGANTIC tarantula in the bathroom?