Number 2 on the list of “top searches” that bring you kids to my site, utterly crushing your hopes of ever finding the elusive thing you seek, is this:
“we have been informed through our global intelligence monitoring network that the sum of $10.500, 000.00, has been released from a bank in africa bearing your name as the beneficiary without dist certificate to clear your name and fund from every terrorist or drug or money laundering activities”
Guess what number one is.
Yep, it’s “juke williams”.
What a guy.
Kids, I hate to have to be the one to break this to you…but…
There is no fecking ‘Juke Williams’, no bazillion dollars/dubloons/kittens just waiting for you to come and claim them. Well, there may be a bazillion kitties, but I fail to see how that would make you rich. That would make your house smell like a giant litterbox, and the kibble bill would be astronomical.
There is no free iPad/cell phone/rhinestone tiara/lifetime pizza giveaway, either.
Deal with it.
awesomesauciness, Crusher of Dreams and;
Dasher of Hopes