I Am Totally Against This Thing Here
And I shall loudly protest, holding up signs which reinforce my position and solidify my solidarity with others who feel the same way I do.
We shall form a mob and shout “HARUMPH!”
We shall wear arm bands, as soon as we agree on color, and no George we are not wearing puce. I don’t care what you say it looks like it sounds – puke.
Once you people realize I am on the right side of history we can all go have a drink, so hurry up because it’s bound to be 5 o’clock somewhere.