Sirius, Circa 1410..
.…uh, Ceasar, this is Imperator Gaius Doofus and I’m lost…
I know the battle is in three days, that’s why I’m calling now!
Yes, yes, I did ask Sirius to find “Germania” , but apparently she doesn’t speak Latin.
Wait, let me get a stilus and tablet to write this down.
Okay, go north from Rome…turn right at…..