Category Archives: In All Seriousness

Sometimes a great notion ***WARNING – May be triggers ahead, I don’t know I don’t suffer depression***

Ever have an idea that you couldn’t shake?  A feeling, maybe playing at the edge of your consciousness that constantly reaches in and tickles your brain, making you lose track on the highway and almost miss your exit?  Okay, maybe the last part only happened to me, but you know what I mean.

So on April 11th, Robin Williams, the brilliant actor and comedian died.  He couldn’t see a reason to go on anymore, so he didn’t, he came to the end of his rope…literally.   And, while I’m not a person who gets all wrapped up in the life of a celebrity, this time it stuck with me for longer than I expected.  It was because this celebrity suffered from depression; the lying, evil, conniving bitch that affects millions of people.  And if someone so beloved as Robin Williams felt worthless and hopeless, unloved and unlovable, then how do ordinary people struggling with this wretched disease live on day to day?

I pondered these things as I sat on the couch absently petting my beautiful rescue dog, Josey.  Her fur was so soft, her presence a calming influence…

Calming? Influence?

Wait…there was a flicker in a far corner of my brain, so I went to investigate.

Unfortunately, I got distracted by the rather large pet bed I promised to crochet and donate to a local dog rescue group for a fundraiser in three weeks.  Three weeks, people!  *hyperventilates*

Dog. Rescue. Group.

Calming. Dog. Rescue.

There was that flicker again.  This time, I turned to face it and watched the scene play out in my head.

What if the difference in hopeful and hopeless for a person suffering depression was a dog?

Then, this morning, my “Daily Deal” from Audible. Com – and if you are not a member, go join now, I’ll wait….

Back so soon?  What’s your first read?  Mine was “A Kiss Before Dying”…awesome book.

But, I digress.

My daily deal today was “Izzy and Lenore”, by Jon Katz.   I’d never heard of the author, but one listen to the sample play and I was mesmerized. The man writes about rescue dogs, and how they affect lives, lives filled with challenges from dementia to I don’t know what.  I bought the book, “Liked” his Facebook page, and asked to join the creative group that’s an offshoot of his Bedlam Farm.

I thought back to Josey, and how my life has changed because of her.  She’s a feral rescue, and she requires so much patience, love, understanding, and time that I’ve had to change.  I’ve had to become quieter, calmer, more understanding.

There were those words again: dog, rescue, calm.

So far, I’ve formed the idea fully in my head but the details are wherein lies the devil.

In broad terms, I’d love to find a way to connect people struggling with depression with a way up and out of the abyss.

I have a lot of research to do first.

You’ll just have to stay tuned to see if I can make this happen.


R.I.P. Mrs. Doubtfire

I don’t have any grand words of wisdom, and not being one who suffers from mental illness, I don’t fully understand the disease.

What I do know is Robin Williams is gone because he found no other solution, and I’m sad.

But, I’m also happy he gave us Mrs. Doubtfire – my personal favorite.

And so many pearls of wisdom – go on over to BuzzFeed and you’ll see what I mean.

So, carpe diem my friends and if you need help, ask for it.  Reach out to friends, family, clergy, or any one of the available hotlines.

You’re not alone.  You’ll never be alone.



Oh My God, MOM!!

“…I just had the most TERRIFYING experience of my ENTIRE LIFE!!”

This is not how you want to start a conversation, any conversation, with one of your grown children.

Unfortunately, you don’t always get to choose how these things go. In fact, let me just say that you never get to choose how these random phone calls go.

And now, the rest of the story…


BABY GIRL: Everything is fine….now

ME: What happened?

BABY GIRL: I locked Cutie-Pie in the car!

(It’s in the 80’s here, and the interior of a car gets really hot..really fecking fast)

ME: What??!!

BABY GIRL: I was leaving Crossfit, and I put her in her car seat and then laid the keys on the driver’s seat, and then put the backpack on the seat, and I don’t know…

(she starts crying)

ME: Is Cutie-Pie okay?

BABY GIRL: Yes, she’s fine.

ME: How long was she in there?

BABY GIRL: Ten minutes! Ten minutes, Mom!

ME: So tell me the rest.

BABY GIRL: Well, after I realized what I’d done, I ran to get “K” (K is her older sister and they Crossfit together), and then when we couldn’t find an open door we ran across the street to the Police station that happens to be there – thank God! – and they called the fire department.

ME: And how did the firemen get inside?

BABY GIRL: They took this thing that looks like a tire pump or something and put it in the door frame and pumped it up, then took a wire thing and popped the lock.  It didn’t damage the mini-van at all.

ME: Luckily…but you can replace a vehicle.

BABY GIRL: I know…

(she starts crying again)

ME: And how was Cutie-Pie?

BABY GIRL: Very hot and sweaty, but she was just grinning at everyone.  Probably wondered what all the fuss was about.

ME: Did the firemen check her over?

BABY GIRL: You know, Mom, I didn’t even let them.  The minute the door was unlocked I slammed it open and grabbed her and hugged her and she kept saying, “You okay, Mommy?”

ME: Awwwwwww…so sweet.  And she’s okay now.

BABY GIRL: Yes, now…but I’m still shaking.

ME: I can imagine, but remember some things.  You didn’t panic.  You acted fast, you knew what to do, you kept your head and Cutie-Pie is fine.

BABY GIRL: You’re’re right.

ME: And what have we learned?

BABY GIRL: NEVER put the keys ANYWHERE, except in my bra.

ME: Ummm…ooohhkay.

And that was my Wednesday.

How was yours?

My Personal Crusade

Is texting and driving.  I’ve never been touched by this type of tragedy, but I do everything I can to raise awareness, and hopefully prevent any of this from happening to anyone..ever again.

(no gore, just thought-provoking and heartbreaking..better grab the tissues)

(One of) The Most Interesting Men in the World

“What is all this?”

The question startled me as I stood staring at the shelves laden with wildly overpriced ground coffee.

“This?”, I asked the dapper looking elderly gentleman standing before me.

“Yes”, he replied his accent very thick, but I was unable to tell just where he was from though it sounded Middle Eastern to my untrained ear.

“Coffee. Overpriced coffee.” I said, smiling, and thinking he’d move along I went back to looking at labels.

Lately, I’ve tried to pay attention to what I buy and attempt to buy things labeled “Fair Trade” whenever possible. I know tea, coffee, and chocolate are just some of the products popular for this practice and I do my best to help support local farming in my small ways.

“Oh, yes. Everything. Everything, it costs so much nowadays!” he exclaimed, and it became apparent he wanted to talk to this stranger he’d just met in the coffee aisle of our small town grocery store.

I smiled at him, “That’s the truth, for sure.”

“Why, I can remember when you could fill your shopping basket with fresh fruits, vegetables, meat and milk and spend $25 or $30!”

I, too, remember those days and nodded in agreement.

“Nowadays, it’s $300-$400 to feed a family fresh foods!”

He ended every statement with hand gestures, sometimes throwing both up in the air, sometimes clapping them together.

He was adorable.

“Where are you from?” I asked, intrigued by this gentleman.

“Palestine.”, he answered, “and when I came here, America it was heaven!” This last statement was punctuated by both arms going straight up to the sky as his eyes misted over.

I felt the catch in my throat.

Why don’t all people born and raised here feel that way?

“Yes, when I came here I came to Chicago and I could not believe the people…OH! They were all so wonderful. Now, not so much. I do not even know my neighbors, and I know people are busy, but it seems all of America is different now.”

I touched his arm and said gently, “Not all of America. Not you, right? And you are American, aren’t you?”

The misty-eyed man clasped his hands in front of his face and said, “Baby, you are America, too. And I love you!”

We both giggled.

He proceeded to tell me that he’d come to America in 1966 as a single 33-yr. old. He worked two jobs at first to help support his family left behind in Palestine. He had been a diesel and farm equipment mechanic all his life. He married a Palestinian woman, and had a son and two daughters.

His brothers, one a chemist, one a lawyer, followed him from Palestine in the early 70’s and eventually they brought their mother here, but after a couple of years she got lonely for the old country and went back home. She had passed away not long after returning to her homeland.

“Oh, but the British! They stab us after World War II,” he railed, his face darkening “they told us we would have a homeland after the war was over. That we must be patient, but they lied and stabbed us. And the Americans could do little. I blame all of Europe.”

“All of Europe?” I smiled and his face softened.

“Not everyone, but we should have the homeland.”

I know little of the Palestinian struggles, but when he told me that it was much like the story of Native Americans I understood a little more.

“Yes, we welcome the Europeans, the Jews, all of them. We share our land, we teach them to farm, and they kick us out.”

I stood there, watching a man in his early 80’s, almost 75 years removed from the perceived betrayal, and his passion and fire were palpable.

It dawned on me that challenges in the Middle East stem from hurts and betrayals that span centuries, and are so entangled it is impossible to completely understand, or remedy.

“So, you came to America.” I said, trying to steer him away from the dark corner he huddled in.

He smiled brightly, “Yes, yes I did and I love America. I love it more than Americans.”

You got that right, sigh…

“Well, not all Americans,” I countered, feeling a little defensive despite basically agreeing with him.

“No, not all. There’s you, baby. And you have renewed my hope.”

“I’m not alone, you might be surprised.”

“I hope so, baby, I think you have shown me something. But everyone is so busy, I do not even know my neighbors.”

“That’s true. We’re all so busy anymore.”

We spoke of front porches, and neighbors who watched out for each other’s kids, and times when there wasn’t a new fear around every corner.

Then, the conversation turned back to prices and wages.

“It is not fair, the wages down here.” He said, as he held his hand, palm down, about two feet off the floor, “and the prices way up here.” He said, holding his other hand high up over his head. “It is not fair.”

“I agree, but it is a price we pay for our free market system.”

“Aaah! In the old country, a strong leader would say LOWER THESE PRICES, and it would be done!” He pointed after every word for emphasis.

“Yes, but that’s not the way it’s done here. That is not our system of government; it is not in our Constitution.”

“Yes, well maybe a strong leader. Mr. Obama, he tried, but the Congress, they tell him NO! But, he is not strong.”

I couldn’t argue that point, nor disagree with it.

“It wouldn’t matter, it’s not our way of life. Isn’t that why you came here in the first place? So you could do anything you wanted, be anything you wanted? Make your fortune?”

He beamed, “Yes, yes I did. But, it hurts my heart to see my children and grandchildren struggle so.”

“Me too,” I said, “but remember, they too can make their fortunes and be anything they want. This is America.”

He grabbed my arms with his amazingly strong hands, and planted six kisses on each cheek.

“You, you are America and I love you baby!” He said, the tears really welling up both of our eyes.

“Thank you, sir. Now be sure to instill a sense of history in those grandkids while you can. You are a walking history book, and they must learn from you.”

“I will, baby, I will.”

“It was so good to meet you.” I said, as I began to walk away, “maybe we will meet again.” (a distinct possibility, as this is a small town).

“I hope so, baby, I do. Have a wonderful day.”

“You too.”

And then, he was gone, walking spryly down the aisle and I stood there trying to catch my breath for a moment.

What a rare privilege I’d just been given! Had I served him well? Had I made a good impression for my fellow Americans?

I hoped so, because I was certain that Charlie had done the same for his fellow Palestinians.



Perfect Moments

Sometimes a random picture reveals so much….

Two of my precious grandchildren.

An enchanted granddaughter, and her brother the always-in-motion blur just to the left.  In one frame, my daughter captures a moment in time – or so she thinks.

What she really captured is the essence of her children, at this particular moment in time.

It’s a rare, magical, perfect moment.



jb and brookelynn 03-31-14

Truth in Advertising?

I don’t think so, and neither will you after this….

Seriously, though, every female in the world should see this video.

Every. Female.

And, every male for that matter.



Pretty Sure I’ve Said This a Time or Twelve

…but I have fibromyalgia

As do millions of people.

It’s not who I am, it’s what I have.

But some days, it defines me and I struggle to get through the day.

It’s on those days I find comfort in knowing there are others out there like me.

And for my fellow sufferers, I offer this:

voices of fibro

Go visit and ‘Like’ Haullie’s Facebook page, and know you are not alone.

Very gentle hugs, my friends.

Wizzen Dispensed Here

I’m all for making light of……….everything, but sometimes I see something or read something that resonates.

And I want to share.

Regrets to avoid, now and forever.

And remember something else:


Have a magic-filled, regret-less, ‘wealthy’ day, week, month, lifetime!

In Other News…

The frantic OMG!! GUESS WHAT???!!! text from baby girl Saturday night gave me a start.  I was thinking either a) she was pregnant or b) she won the lottery or c) I won the lottery and didn’t realize it.

But, no.

After my equally frantic WHAT? WHAT?  text back, she sent this:

“Paul Walker is DEAD! He was only 40!”

To which I replied:

“That would probably mean something if I had a clue who he was.”

To which she did not reply.  No doubt shocked I didn’t have a clue who he was.

Then I asked Uncle Google, and he told me that Mr. Walker was an actor and he made movies about fast car.  Not so ironically, he died in a fast car.

It’s tragic, but more tragic is his 15-yr. old daughter left behind and the 8-yr. old son of the driver who upon witnessing the accident apparently attempted to pull his daddy from the wreckage. 

That’s fecked up.  Big time.

In other news, several thousand (or maybe hundred, I’m too lazy to actually look it up) also died on that day in car crashes and while it’s tragic when anyone dies too soon, too young, let’s remember it’s just as tragic for the not-so-famous and their families.

Drive safe out there people, and remember that cars don’t behave IRL like you see in the movies.  Not. At. All.