Category Archives: Spambots

I’m Pretty Sure This Makes Me a Qualified Sex Therapist

It’s a comment, from a now-satisfied woman.

“I precisely desired to appreciate you once again. I’m not certain what My husband and i could possibly have created in the absence of the entire secrets shown on your part relating to that subject. It has been a traumatic dilemma in my position, however , considering the very skilled style someone managed the issue made my vision to jump over gladness. I’m happy for this support and even trust know what a powerful job that you’re getting into training some other people all through your blog post. I’m certain you’ve never come across any of us.”

I’m happy to contribute to someone’s happiness and well-being. Especially a married couple having traumatic performance issues.

You’re welcome, y’all.

 

Sometimes It’s Hard to Tell

You know since writing a blog I’ve been getting like elebenty-bajillion spam comments a month.

Sometimes they are so cleverly worded, I can’t always tell if they are or are not SPAM.  I delete them anyway, so yeah if you’re one of ‘those’ that’s commented for real and wondered where it was…well, dammit don’t write like a Spambot next time!

The other day I opened the SPAM comments and found one that was one of this  is it or isn’t it? moments…

“Om just folk funderar för att anhålla angående casino ner i
din nära framtid, absolut inte fylla upp dina kreditkort klura till att man inte
behöver betala i retur skulden. Runt ett flertal stater, deras casino har villkor angående hur
mycket skuld kreditkort vilket alla formen, kommer släppas.”

So, gentle readers, what do you think?

I Found My New Tagline

From this astute SPAM commentary:

“What i don’t understood is in fact how you are now not really a lot more smartly-favored than you might be now. You are so intelligent. You already know therefore significantly when it comes to this subject, produced me in my opinion believe it from numerous varied angles. Its like men and women aren’t fascinated except it is
something to accomplish with Woman gaga! Your individual stuffs outstanding.
All the time care for it up!”

I have deduced that I’m like Lady Gaga (or Woman Gaga, as she’s known by a few of her closest peeps), and I’m not as smartly-favored as I should be.

It’s all good, though, since I’ve decided that the last line of my SPAMbots comment is my new tagline…

“ALL THE TIME CARE FOR IT UP!”

I feel inspired already.